MY WORLD CUP CAMPAIGN GOT OFF TO A GREAT START
ME: REMOTE IS MINE THIS MONTH. WORLD CUP
WIFE: NAME THE COUNTRIES PL
ME: BRAZIL … NORTH AFRICA
WIFE: NORTH AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY
ME: AT LEAST YOU CAN WATCH RONALDO
WIFE: I WILL WATCH SHAKIRA
ME: WHAT? ARE YOU A LESBIAN?
WIFE: I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOUR HD LESBIAN VIDEOS AGAIN
MY KIDS:

